(Charles Isherwood, The New York Times) “Goodbye, cruel world!”
It’s succinct and to the point, certainly. But not exactly fresh, and perhaps a little too self-conscious in the humor department? If you’re looking for something more earnest and inspired, the friendly fellows at Suicide, Incorporated can help you out.
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